Last Messages From J.C.

Via Edna Pringle

JC Webster, III will debate Mister Art Bell on his radio stashion, on his ham frekwency, or wherever else he wants. JC predix Art Bell is up to something next year, and JC's predickshions come from god so they do come true. Is Mister Bell now admitting that bigfeet aren't reel? JC drives the Devil's Mouthpeace off the air and now on his last nite he admits JC was rite in his very first call to Mister Bell's wikked show so many years ago. A groan man believen in bigfoot! Yes you keep your emale addresses so that JC can continue to challenj you until you stop being afrade to face JC on hamster radio. That sound yur playing is all the souls of the wikked in the boiling pits of sewage!

From: Edna Pringle ednappringle@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jan 1, 2003 2:11:12 AM America/Phoenix
Subject: PREDICKSHUN: JC WILL RETURN

Art Bell cain't reid his own handriting. Is his spellin that bad? or is it that the predickshun he conveenyuntly couldn't reed was the one and the only one that should git a ding and not a bonk? The won that said JC would call in again!!!!! It's the only won that really came true. Those other wons you dinged are lies. The Ark of the New Covenant is not on Mount Arafat, that's the Ark of Noah you who dont no yur bible. The Ark of the New Covenant is with JC Webster, while the Old Covenant Ark is in a whorehouse in Washington DC or didn't you see Indiana Jones? Amerika aint in no depression. Amerika is the strongest cuntry inthe world and we are invisible, Mister Bell, except for Canadian lovin traitors like you who want to see the Maplethorpes on our street corners. And Russia ain't changed, Mister Bell. You were rite back when you saw the truth, when you were a good republican and new that Russia's change was a fraud put on by the commmies and the canadians.

From: Edna Pringle ednappringle@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jan 1, 2003 2:34:40 AM America/Phoenix
Subject: PREDICKSHUN: JC WILL RETURN

Yor prdickshun that JC Webster will by one of yor ungodly disks will be wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! JC DON'T HAVE NO RECORD PLAYER! RECORD PLAYERS ARE EVIL HI TECK INVENTED BY THAT NECROFILIAC TOMAS EDISON HU GOT THE IDEA FROM DEMON VOICES HE HERD IN THE NITE!!!!!! JC DOES NOT WISH TO PRESERVE YOR EVIL WEBSITE OF THE DEVIL'S MOUTHPIECE ON ANY PLASTICK RECORD DISKS. JC HAS FORCED YOU OFF THE AIR, AND FORCED KEETH ROLAND TO SEE THE LITE OF THE NEW REVELATION AND PULL YOUR DEMONIC WEB SIGHT OFF THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND OF THE INTERNET!!!!!!!

JC HAS ONE, ART BELL. FACE IT, JC HAS DUN WHAT HE ALWAYS SAID HE WOULD DO!!!! HE HAS DRIVEN YOU OFF THE AIR AND OFF THE WEB!!!! NOW YOU MUST GIVE HIM YOUR SHOW SO HE CAN BRING YOUR AUDIENCE TO THE NEW REVELATION!!!!!